Cabot Cove Confidential

Are there no tree removal services in Cabot Cove? Is a pilgrim dress the 3rd piece in a suit? How did Adam’s rep survive after the toaster-tech attack of 1985? And will Jonas be able to find love at the bus station again?

Ghosts for hire, rock-star exorcists and fire hazards causing anxiety? Calm down, Little Ricky’s on the case for Fire Burn, Cauldron Bubble!

Can Latimer get any props for being the first person to bust a JB ruse by recognizing her book jacket photo? What crucial part of the plot was Noodles the dog playing? And will Damien become a time-travelling foot model?

Get out your morgue snacks and meet us downtown, it’s time for unnecessary procedures and dog accessorization with some Smooth Operators!

How many episodes in a row will feature an estranged wife pulling a firearm on her con-man spouse? Would this episode have been better with Pauly Shore? Is Danny a beautiful slob? And does Roger Philby stay up at night thinking of zingers?

Oh no, they killed Michael Beck! Meet us at the mansion to compare sweaters and scars but leaves your smokes at home, it’s The Search For Peter Kerry!

Will we ever hear of the Starlight Lounge again? How can two people lose one set of keys so many times? Was Vivian Jennie’s favorite character ever? What exactly does Miles believe happened? And does Jess still have that red top?

Place your bets, tell the party to go home, and Weave A Tangled Web!

What was Harriet’s temperature anyway? Is Damien sponsored by the Whitman’s Sampler? Will Ziggy ever find another companion to discuss his mother with? Did Clara ever get to try the food? And will Slocum be invited to the next big event?

Modern weddings are all pork balls, black coffee and ‘Something Borrowed, Someone Blue’!

Will Franchesco’s exploits end his career as a party psychic? Did Jill hone her skills by scamming Stevie Nicks fans into buying knock-off tambourines and scarves? Was Ben secretly a stone-cold hitman who didn’t kill Del because he doesn’t work for free? And will JB ever try that recipe Lee offered her?

So chew your toast carefully and put your romantic quandaries aside, its Prediction: Murder!

Would Frank have really dropped the caddy off the plane if given half a chance (we think so)? Has Dressler ever met someone he couldn’t offend? Is Rossi king of the long con? And will Mrs. Havermeyer notice those holes in the trunk?

Heat up the hot plate while JB throws a sick burn, we’re talking season 5, episode 7; The Last Flight of the Dixie Damsel.

Does Diane just try too hard? Is this Blackthorn’s first job? Did Laszlo think the Queen of Tara Tiara replica-replica was his ticket out of the friend zone? Was there ever a moment Andrea considered doing the right thing? And will Ken stop creepily hanging around Siobhan’s apartment now?

Trigger the alarm and blow the doors out, we’re talking Wearing Of The Green!

Are grand declarations a good idea prior to filing subpoenas? Bridie or Birdie? What do the guys in the dynamite factory say? And why is Reese such a dweeb?

Lock your door, fry up some chicken and hold on to your Shakespeare, its Coal Miner’s Slaughter!

Who really was skiing in the red parka? Was Gunnar a guru on skis or the baron of sleaze? Did Johnny make the team after all? Was this the worst day of Pamela’s life? And will the Doc find needle-point fulfilling?

Hold on to your room key, dodge the crossbow fire and hit the slopes because they’re Snow White, Blood Red!