Author: Damien

Where’s the Amish scarecrow episode? Did Richard Survive this episode? Why don’t we like this episode? Why couldn’t Pat Harrigton have a mustache in this episode? And will every question end with the word ‘episode’?

Can three people live off of a part-time ventriloquist’s salary? What is a puppet’s opinion on communal living? Was Kate’s murder overshadowed by the disappearance of Billy Boy or was Billy Boy’s disappearance overshadowed by Kate’s murder? And can Stanton expense his dinner with Rhoda?

How many times does someone say Ned Jenks? Was the cannery bill a big waste of time since it closed anyway? What’s the Sasquatch ratio in the northwestern USA? How far did thirty five cents go in 1971? And can you find the bride in a hippie wedding photo?

How do you feel about horse voices? Is McGraw or Henderson your favorite Harry? Why did that cane get so bloody? Can a three letter Tod be trusted? Should Christie move or just stay single? And do horses know their children’s future? 

Why can’t either of the hosts do a good Willie Tanner impersonation? Why do they keep trying? How many Gene Shalit costumes does it take to steal two million dollars? And i f you don’t get a face to face with JB do you even exist?

Do you leave an open place at the table for your favorite author? Who says pa-tah-do? Did Jess’s attitude lower the temperature in Texas? And did you watch Rover McCauley P.I.?

Did the second Meatballs film bring big bucks to the wig industry? Why is Mort so free with his bowling shoes? Where would ‘the bridge’ be in a car? And is Lt Powell the biggest Chris Gains fan?

Will we ever talk about the episode? What caused more dad-foot damage, four-sided dice or GI-Joe backpacks? Ice cream cakes or fancy chocolates? And where do you land on mall food sample etiquette?

How effective is a limo as a getaway car? How dangerous are big fuzzy coats? Can Michael become 2 Legit 2 Quit? And why does an injection even rate when some lobster-bib rando is already going at your dad with a scalpel?