Author: Damien

How many times does someone say Ned Jenks? Was the cannery bill a big waste of time since it closed anyway? What’s the Sasquatch ratio in the northwestern USA? How far did thirty five cents go in 1971? And can you find the bride in a hippie wedding photo?

How do you feel about horse voices? Is McGraw or Henderson your favorite Harry? Why did that cane get so bloody? Can a three letter Tod be trusted? Should Christie move or just stay single? And do horses know their children’s future? 

Why can’t either of the hosts do a good Willie Tanner impersonation? Why do they keep trying? How many Gene Shalit costumes does it take to steal two million dollars? And i f you don’t get a face to face with JB do you even exist?

Do you leave an open place at the table for your favorite author? Who says pa-tah-do? Did Jess’s attitude lower the temperature in Texas? And did you watch Rover McCauley P.I.?

Did the second Meatballs film bring big bucks to the wig industry? Why is Mort so free with his bowling shoes? Where would ‘the bridge’ be in a car? And is Lt Powell the biggest Chris Gains fan?

Will we ever talk about the episode? What caused more dad-foot damage, four-sided dice or GI-Joe backpacks? Ice cream cakes or fancy chocolates? And where do you land on mall food sample etiquette?

How effective is a limo as a getaway car? How dangerous are big fuzzy coats? Can Michael become 2 Legit 2 Quit? And why does an injection even rate when some lobster-bib rando is already going at your dad with a scalpel?

When did this kind of hand gore become acceptable? Can mitten typing uncover a crime? Has the exploding piano conspiracy finally been revealed? And how awesome was it to know this is the last time we see Ben Devlin?

How many pounds will a bedazzled singlet add to your total? Are ice cream and attempted murderers the secret to longevity? Is it impossible to be both good at crime solving and song writing? And who numbers their pages on the top right?

Was Twain Con ’90 the last Twain Con? Will Mad Kermit Energy be the next big thing? Can Stavros take a break from writing hit 80s hair band lyrics to throw Stanton an assist? And how many teeth does Erlich really have?