Cabot Cove Confidential

Hard opinions on the Karate Kid series and Limp Bizkit serve as the bread in this Sins Of Castle Cove recap sandwich.

Black and white flashbacks, unreliable narratives, obvious paternity secrets, motorcycle tough-guys and bitter-sweet news about the podcast’s future.
We’re covering Truck Stop and its …okay!

Is a bachelor’s degree still valid post-marriage? Where is the link between Argento and Kolchaka? And what is the story with faculty/student relations in the MSW universe?

It’s lies, murder, inappropriate relationships, bad decisions and more lies, it’s Alma Murder!

Is Iranian caviar as delicious as it is easy to import? Was the cypher designed for someone with no knowledge of cyphers to figure out? Did JB secretly miss the almond nougat that was replaced with microfilm? And what does any of this have to do with reptile parks?

It’s time for a Zmed-ucation with the episode that two out of two hosts agree is better when you don’t fall asleep before the ending, From Russsia …With Blood!

Are there no tree removal services in Cabot Cove? Is a pilgrim dress the 3rd piece in a suit? How did Adam’s rep survive after the toaster-tech attack of 1985? And will Jonas be able to find love at the bus station again?

Ghosts for hire, rock-star exorcists and fire hazards causing anxiety? Calm down, Little Ricky’s on the case for Fire Burn, Cauldron Bubble!

Can Latimer get any props for being the first person to bust a JB ruse by recognizing her book jacket photo? What crucial part of the plot was Noodles the dog playing? And will Damien become a time-travelling foot model?

Get out your morgue snacks and meet us downtown, it’s time for unnecessary procedures and dog accessorization with some Smooth Operators!

How many episodes in a row will feature an estranged wife pulling a firearm on her con-man spouse? Would this episode have been better with Pauly Shore? Is Danny a beautiful slob? And does Roger Philby stay up at night thinking of zingers?

Oh no, they killed Michael Beck! Meet us at the mansion to compare sweaters and scars but leaves your smokes at home, it’s The Search For Peter Kerry!

Will we ever hear of the Starlight Lounge again? How can two people lose one set of keys so many times? Was Vivian Jennie’s favorite character ever? What exactly does Miles believe happened? And does Jess still have that red top?

Place your bets, tell the party to go home, and Weave A Tangled Web!