WHERE HAVE YOU GONE, BILLY BOY?

Can three people live off of a part-time ventriloquist’s salary? What is a puppet’s opinion on communal living? Was Kate’s murder overshadowed by the disappearance of Billy Boy or was Billy Boy’s disappearance overshadowed by Kate’s murder? And can Stanton expense his dinner with Rhoda?

THE PRODIGAL FATHER – SO7E17

How many times does someone say Ned Jenks? Was the cannery bill a big waste of time since it closed anyway? What’s the Sasquatch ratio in the northwestern USA? How far did thirty five cents go in 1971? And can you find the bride in a hippie wedding photo?

FROM THE HORSE’S MOUTH – S07E16

How do you feel about horse voices? Is McGraw or Henderson your favorite Harry? Why did that cane get so bloody? Can a three letter Tod be trusted? Should Christie move or just stay single? And do horses know their children’s future? 

THE TAXMAN COMETH – S07E15

Why can’t either of the hosts do a good Willie Tanner impersonation? Why do they keep trying? How many Gene Shalit costumes does it take to steal two million dollars? And i f you don’t get a face to face with JB do you even exist?

MOVING VIOLATION – 207E13

Did the second Meatballs film bring big bucks to the wig industry? Why is Mort so free with his bowling shoes? Where would ‘the bridge’ be in a car? And is Lt Powell the biggest Chris Gains fan?

FAMILY DOCTOR – S07E11

How effective is a limo as a getaway car? How dangerous are big fuzzy coats? Can Michael become 2 Legit 2 Quit? And why does an injection even rate when some lobster-bib rando is already going at your dad with a scalpel?

MURDER IN F SHARP S07E10

When did this kind of hand gore become acceptable? Can mitten typing uncover a crime? Has the exploding piano conspiracy finally been revealed? And how awesome was it to know this is the last time we see Ben Devlin?

BALLAD FOR A BLUE LADY – S07E09

How many pounds will a bedazzled singlet add to your total? Are ice cream and attempted murderers the secret to longevity? Is it impossible to be both good at crime solving and song writing? And who numbers their pages on the top right?