Cabot Cove Confidential

Would you watch a knot tying competition show? Have you been a good boy? Why didn’t they just do a cold case episode? What’s Mothman’s glute routine? And how did Damien feel about this one?

What is Linda’s level of employment? Why is Auerbach such a jerk? Is Damien’s meta old man rant the meta old man rant to end them all? And do we believe that Michael didn’t know those computers were stolen?

How many times is Pat Hingle going to play this same dude? Are convertibles a genetic Metzger trait? Is Wayne pretty much the pinnacle catch in Cabot Cove? And why does Damien keep yelling, ‘full of bees!’?

How many gigawatts does it take to run a tv? Is Girard the worst? Is Brent the weirdest? And how loud is that hot tub?

Is there a minimum harumphing age? What will we learn in Corey Feldman’s criminolgy class? Did we uncover Banksy’s identity? And how does one end up in a chain letter?

Should we let you know when we’re funny? When did Seth aquire this newfound sense of risk? How long will we talk about our old apartments? And do supermodels change shape when dressed as ninjas?

Can we build an entire episode out of your Insagram comments? How long would it have taken for Jess to figure out that Bob was working through Leland? Is your least liked episode our favorite? And will all this Liver King material land?

Where’s the Amish scarecrow episode? Did Richard Survive this episode? Why don’t we like this episode? Why couldn’t Pat Harrigton have a mustache in this episode? And will every question end with the word ‘episode’?