THE BOTTOM LINE IS MURDER – S03E15

Was the Uncle Buck who danced with Jess THE Uncle Buck? Will Lynnette achieve the success she knows she deserves? Did Bert go ahead and order both chairs – or was his requisition DOA since the boss’s signature is now meaningless? And will Rob be the prison racquetball champion?

Never call Jessica “Ms. Fletcher” and always trust your spouse over violent psychopaths. Learn how we came by this sage advice in our exploration of Season 3, Episode 15 – The Bottom Line is Murder.

MURDER IN A MINOR KEY – S03E14

Will Mike ever achieve proper posture? Does breakfast pizza absolve verbal error? How does one miss a loud argument, a second visitor and a tuning-fork massacre? And, most importantly, can we have Jessica back now?

So join us for the episode no one was asking for – Season 3, Episode 14 – Murder in a Minor Key.

CROSSED UP – S03E13

What exactly is the “surprise” in tuna surprise? Can Mona really recognize people just by looking at their feet? Will the cat have to go to prison for attempted murder by allergies of Gordon? And Will Leslie and Grady hit it off on the bus to NYC?

Get your giant dictionary so you can describe how you feel about that tuna cuisine while we talk season 3’s episode 13, Crossed Up.

THE CORPSE FLEW FIRST CLASS – S03E12

Which is the more heinous crime; stealing a multi-million dollar piece of jewelry or tampering with someone’s Walkman before a long flight? Who is the Empress Catherine and what does she have to do with Bunker Hill? Is the lounge any place for a cadaver? And will the Metcalfs and Burt have the memorable vacation in Paris that they deserve?

Grab your over-sized knitting bag full of green handcuff alternatives ’cause we’re having more fun than Bernie the pilot in Season 3, Episode 12 – The Corpse Flew First Class.

NIGHT OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN – S03E11

Where did Dorian learn to throw a punch? How would Greg Brady’s tattoo fare on Ink Master? Is a bottle of vodka and a living room chair all you need to start in dentistry? And will Doc Dentist still practice his jewelry making craft in jail?

So saddle up and meet us at the inn while we talk poetry and decapitation in Season 3, Episode 11 – Night of the Headless Horseman!

STAGE STRUCK – S03E10

Could TJ Holt win a smirking contest? Is Eddie the reddest herring or just the creepiest soda jerk? Was generic cola the real killer? And should Chief Drock quit his day job as well as his passion hobby?

Meet us at the playhouse for sundaes, romance, and intrigue in a world where understudy life is cheap, the plot was attacked by moths and the auditory hallucinations are sweet. It’s season 3’s episode 10; Stage Struck.

OBITUARY FOR A DEAD ANCHOR -S03E09

What secrets lie in George Fish’s diary? Will Paula return home believing in the power of Jessica’s mind reading or realize that she just has a terrible poker-face? Were we right about which toes Helman was missing? And can Amos get his $100 deposit back for the boat?

So dial 9 for an outside line and check out that view from Hill House because we’re getting explosively nautical in season 3, episode 9 – Obituary for a Dead Anchor!

MAGNUM ON ICE – S03E08

Where are the Dobermans?! Is Magnum the only Detroit fan in Hawaii? Why does Art Houston keep his computer outside? And will countless tourists return home from Hawaii with stories of a man performing death defying feats outside of a hotel window?

So put on your favorite ball cap and pack your heirloom jewelry, we’re heading to Hawaii in the thrilling second half the Magnum P.I. crossover with Season 3, Episode 8 – Magnum on Ice!

BONUS – MAGNUM POD EYE – NOVEL CONNECTION

Can Damien and Jennie successfully manage a secondary, 1 episode cast? Where are the Dobermans? Is it practical to tail someone using a helicopter? Does Amy ever tell the truth? And is it possible to hide at a garden party?

Nobody puts Magnum in a corner, except Higgins…and Pamela…join us for the only episode of Magnum Pod Eye covering the MSW crossover part one – Novel Connection!

DEADLINE FOR MURDER – S03E07

What’s the proper amount of wait time to get pics of a guy who’s had a heart attack whilst attempting to brain you with a cane? Where are the Reveres living? Do you prefer flowers or taxidermy as office decorations? Will Jennie ever let this Sims thing go? And did I use ‘whilst’ correctly?

So hop and the phone and get that headline for the bulldog edition because there’s a ‘Deadline For Murder’!